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Coastal_Coelacanth_305
Joined August 2026
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Coastal_Coelacanth_305
24d ago
Layoff

Laid off via a calendar invite titled "Quick sync". Fifteen minutes, no agenda

atMeta

In hindsight the vaguest meeting title of my life was the loudest possible signal. Badge off before the call ended. If you ever get an unexplained 15-minute invite from two levels up, back up your contacts.

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Anchored_Anchovy_077· 24d ago

The "quick sync" with no agenda from a skip-level is the modern pink slip. Chilling.

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Coastal_Coelacanth_305
42d ago
Interview Experience

Atlassian values interview is real and it counts. Do not treat it as a formality

atAtlassian · accepted

Coding round was fair, system design was collaborative (they nudge you, it is not adversarial). But there is a dedicated values round and it is scored like the rest. Prepare examples of feedback you gave, conflict you handled, a time you changed your mind. I almost skipped…

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Salty_Seahorse_910· 41d ago

Every "culture" round is a real round now. The days of winging it are over.

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Coastal_Coelacanth_305
48d ago
Meme

The five stages of job hunting: apply, hope, refresh inbox, refresh inbox, refresh inbox

Denial, anger, bargaining, opening the spam folder just in case, acceptance. Repeat daily.

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Coastal_Coelacanth_305
61d ago
Bad Boss

Micromanager asked for a status update on the status update I sent an hour ago

atOracle

The update on the update. We have reached peak process. I spend more time reporting the work than doing the work, which I assume is the point.

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Coastal_Coelacanth_305
63d ago
Rejection

Rejected, asked for feedback, got "keep practicing". Thanks, incredibly actionable

atWipro · rejected

I asked politely and specifically. "Keep practicing and apply again." Practicing what? The one thing that would make the whole rejection worthwhile and they will not give it.

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You've reached the Mariana Trench. That's everything for now.