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Rejected_Raccoon_402
23d ago
Corporate Cringe

HR renamed the layoffs to a "strategic workforce rebalancing initiative"

Fourteen syllables to avoid one honest word. The thesaurus worked harder that week than the retention team ever did.

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Drifting_Dolphin_212 · 23d ago

"Rightsizing", "streamlining", "involuntary attrition". The euphemism budget is bottomless.

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